Goatexe

The front door to a private network. Everything that matters here sits on the other side of it.

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Lights on. That is all you get from out here.

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How this works

Nothing behind this page answers the open internet. If you can reach something here, you were let in on purpose.

The things worth keeping live on hardware I can walk over to, under a domain I control end to end.

Anything in here can be thrown away and stood back up. Backups get restored on purpose, not just written and hoped for.

This page is a handful of static files, served from one place. It sets no cookies, runs no trackers, and asks you for nothing.